Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What Plaxico Should of Did




For those who don't know, Plaxico Burress is a star wide-reciever who played for the New York Giants (no longer a part of the team). He was at a club one night during the last football season where he shot himself in the leg with his own gun, Chedder Bog style
. He was suspended for the rest of the season and is now lookin to spend up to 3 years in the slammer.

Now in my mind, this would have been simple. If I was Plaxico, I woulda did it this way...

I (Plaxico) was just hangin out in the packed club, when a man came up really close to me and said "give me yo shit". It happened so fast I was sort of shocked but then he pulled out a gun and kept it low so it wasn't visible to anyone else. He made me take the money I had out of my pocket and give him my watch. By that time I noticed my boy not to far away, so I tried to yell at him real quick and as soon as I spoke he shot me straight down my leg and took off into the crowd...

Now it wasn't like Plaxico was picked up by an ambulance, he left with his boys and went to the hospital and gave them a fake name which is obviously a dumb idea. So he shoulda got rid of all his cash and watch, chain, whatever and got rid of the gun before he went to hospital. Easy as that. Now he's the victim.... I don't know, somethin is fishy bout this anyway, but the nigga shoulda came up with somethin instead of I shot myself.

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4 comments:

Alex Richey said...

well said... somethin is fishy, just like your spelling of bob but its all good lol. this situation is a classic version of tom foolery. ask frazier what that means if you dont know, but im sure you do homie. good shit.

all grown up said...

wow thats retarded I thank he don't need to carry a gun cuz it seems like he can't keep from shootin hiself lol. But yea I like yo blog. Its real kool. You should check out mine at
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Hi-Definition said...

so let me get this right...

you want a nigga. to lie. to the feds?

you must not watch enough movies...

AyVee23 said...

I mean I think that story coulda worked...unless they had video, which they obviously don't. and his isn't a federal case anyway lol. Feds aint checkin a nigga that shot himself in his leg lol